Monday April 27th

Today I was on the bus going to the metro

I was happy that for once i looked good for school lol So i decided to be healthy and head to "Liquid Nutrition" to pick up a smoothie.

So the bus stops, i get off and just as i go to walk off the sidewalk onto the street, i trip and fall. I came CRASHING down lol prolly the worst moment of my life lol so embarrassing lol an old lady came to my rescue and picked me up off the ground. Oh did i forget to mention...i fell in front of a bus? lol I ALMOST DIEDDDDD

FML loll

i love my life <3

Sexy Parties

Id post this whole story about my sexy party last night

but i dont want all of Westmount knowing my business...that is if any of you are reading this lol

Just for the record tho. he came over at 2:30 am, we chilled...but i couldnt do it. 

Nothing happened

and thats that.

Friday April 17th

So today i went to my first ever job interviewwwww :)

I dunno if i got it because..im not really hipster but i tried and thats all that matters lollz

Overall it was a pretty good day.

I went for the interview, and i was super happy so celebrated by going shopping lol i got a really cute dress from zara lol

So what could go wrong?

i forgot to take my credit card out of the paper bag and i think that my nanny threw the bag out.

My credit card is in the garbage somewhere...and i cant find it lol FML <3

Wednesday April 8th

I always thought my parents wer kidding when they said i was a financial burden. lol but im slowly starting to accept it lol but its not my fault! Technology hates me...everything i touch turns to shit lol

In the past month:

-Ive managed to fuck up a school computer

-Break my blackberry

-RUIN my Macbook Pro (ps: the only reason I got the pro was because i thought it would be more resistable to scratches and dirt....well apparently not. Ive ruined the most expensive macbook you can buy.....)

-I broke my super cool mirror (id say that thats where the bad luck comes from..but this shit has been happenning since i was born lol)

OH CAN I PLEASE MENTION...i might fail gym of all classes...and u wanna kno why?

because i had to skip my gym class to finish a Physics: Waves and Optics test. 

Lets take a second to examine this...im going to fail gym (a course even a retard could ace) because....i needed time finish an insanely hard physics test.......i didnt kno that in order for me to become a veterinarian i needed to be an athlete as well lol

FML

What an angry post..lol im going to make cookies and think of unicorns...  its gonna make my night so happy :) 

Tuesday April 7th

Today wasn't really an FML moment...but still kind of odd..

Why is it that I seem to attract the strangest people? Today I was just standing holdind a pole on the bus, minding my own business, listenning to music ...and old of a sudden..
this old man randomly asked me to take off my headphone
to remind me that my transfer only lasts two hours lol

lol thanks for the tip

Wednesday April 1st

I had a physics test and i studied like a motha fuckaaahhh 

Total Time given = 2h

Ideal time to finish the test = 1.5h

Actual time i needed = 2.5h

Amount of the test completed = ....about half

FML