Sunday May 24th

Last night (early this morning in fact 4am), my friend dragged me to this hotel to meet these guys she "knew" turns out she had met them the night before. We had to go to their hotel room so that she could get coke...it was so scary. They didn't want us to leave...and wanted us to drink. I went to the bathroom and called a good friend in tears because i didn't know what else to do....she didn't even want to leave. Coke makes people do stupid things

dont touch it, cuz ul never be the same. 

FML

FYL

Collection

Yoooooo

Ive been kinda slow on these cuz of exams and stuff

but my life still rocks lol...and sucks at the same time depending on how you look at it lolz

So here are some of the FML moments i can remember

-I fell on he bus again..lol

-OMg k i prewrote all my notes and shit for my english exam (it was explaining quotes..on book i hadnt read) so i had my notes on each quote..and guess what. I forgot the quote sheet lol thank god for my neighbor LOL

Monday April 27th

Today I was on the bus going to the metro

I was happy that for once i looked good for school lol So i decided to be healthy and head to "Liquid Nutrition" to pick up a smoothie.

So the bus stops, i get off and just as i go to walk off the sidewalk onto the street, i trip and fall. I came CRASHING down lol prolly the worst moment of my life lol so embarrassing lol an old lady came to my rescue and picked me up off the ground. Oh did i forget to mention...i fell in front of a bus? lol I ALMOST DIEDDDDD

FML loll

i love my life <3

Sexy Parties

Id post this whole story about my sexy party last night

but i dont want all of Westmount knowing my business...that is if any of you are reading this lol

Just for the record tho. he came over at 2:30 am, we chilled...but i couldnt do it. 

Nothing happened

and thats that.

Friday April 17th

So today i went to my first ever job interviewwwww :)

I dunno if i got it because..im not really hipster but i tried and thats all that matters lollz

Overall it was a pretty good day.

I went for the interview, and i was super happy so celebrated by going shopping lol i got a really cute dress from zara lol

So what could go wrong?

i forgot to take my credit card out of the paper bag and i think that my nanny threw the bag out.

My credit card is in the garbage somewhere...and i cant find it lol FML <3

Wednesday April 8th

I always thought my parents wer kidding when they said i was a financial burden. lol but im slowly starting to accept it lol but its not my fault! Technology hates me...everything i touch turns to shit lol

In the past month:

-Ive managed to fuck up a school computer

-Break my blackberry

-RUIN my Macbook Pro (ps: the only reason I got the pro was because i thought it would be more resistable to scratches and dirt....well apparently not. Ive ruined the most expensive macbook you can buy.....)

-I broke my super cool mirror (id say that thats where the bad luck comes from..but this shit has been happenning since i was born lol)

OH CAN I PLEASE MENTION...i might fail gym of all classes...and u wanna kno why?

because i had to skip my gym class to finish a Physics: Waves and Optics test. 

Lets take a second to examine this...im going to fail gym (a course even a retard could ace) because....i needed time finish an insanely hard physics test.......i didnt kno that in order for me to become a veterinarian i needed to be an athlete as well lol

FML

What an angry post..lol im going to make cookies and think of unicorns...  its gonna make my night so happy :) 

Tuesday April 7th

Today wasn't really an FML moment...but still kind of odd..

Why is it that I seem to attract the strangest people? Today I was just standing holdind a pole on the bus, minding my own business, listenning to music ...and old of a sudden..
this old man randomly asked me to take off my headphone
to remind me that my transfer only lasts two hours lol

lol thanks for the tip

Wednesday April 1st

I had a physics test and i studied like a motha fuckaaahhh 

Total Time given = 2h

Ideal time to finish the test = 1.5h

Actual time i needed = 2.5h

Amount of the test completed = ....about half

FML

Saturday March 28th

I think we can all agree that there is no worse feeling than the one you get when you know you have had WAY too much too drink.

No matter how many times I do it, i never seem to learn. 

Saturday i managed to spend a shitload of money on my credit card, buying ridiculous amounts of alcohol...and drinking so much i was almost arrested. lol

Im pretty sure that you're not supposed to say fuck you to a cop..am i right?

I wish my drunken self had known.

I Managed to pass out in a cab before i even told him where to go...then the police took me out and told me to get to a hospital....thats when i cleverly told them "FUCK YOU IM NOT THAT DRUNK" obvi slurring my words lolz

Thats when they told me to get to a hospital ..or get a friend cuz i wasnt allowed to leave alone lol and after some arguing and a DISGUTINGLY puky ride home in a cab...i got home safely :)

Cept i managed to get puke on the new couch...which means im beyond fucked lol

Why do i do these things to myself? lol

FML

Friday March 27th

Don't you hate it when you decide to dye your hair because you're in need of a change..but then you realize how much of a mistake it was ...but not matter what you do...ul never go back to what it was before?

Story of my life

I decided to dye my blonde hair brown...and now im sick of it.

So today friday, I invited a friend over to come dye my hair back to blonde....fail.

After we put the dye in, only my roots took the blonde dye and the rest stayed brown. I looked like a fucking skunk on crack. 

You know your fucked when the lady at the pharmacy says oh shit when you walk in.

So at this point, I'm at the pharmacy, I look like shit and I'm trying to pick a new shade of brown to try and undo this mistake....fail once again

I picked a nice shade of brown ..but for some reason it didnt dye my hair brown...it went black!

There should be a fucking warning on the bottle lol It was sooo dark that it was almost blue.

Almost in tears ...i called my hair dresser and asked to get my hair stripped..and yes..i managed to fuck that up also. Right now..i have short red hair  (because all the dying fucked up my hair so i had to cut it off)

FML

The Basics

This is my first post, 

Ive always thought that I should write a book about my life because honestly...its like one unfortunate event after another lolz