Saturday March 28th

I think we can all agree that there is no worse feeling than the one you get when you know you have had WAY too much too drink.

No matter how many times I do it, i never seem to learn. 

Saturday i managed to spend a shitload of money on my credit card, buying ridiculous amounts of alcohol...and drinking so much i was almost arrested. lol

Im pretty sure that you're not supposed to say fuck you to a cop..am i right?

I wish my drunken self had known.

I Managed to pass out in a cab before i even told him where to go...then the police took me out and told me to get to a hospital....thats when i cleverly told them "FUCK YOU IM NOT THAT DRUNK" obvi slurring my words lolz

Thats when they told me to get to a hospital ..or get a friend cuz i wasnt allowed to leave alone lol and after some arguing and a DISGUTINGLY puky ride home in a cab...i got home safely :)

Cept i managed to get puke on the new couch...which means im beyond fucked lol

Why do i do these things to myself? lol

FML

Friday March 27th

Don't you hate it when you decide to dye your hair because you're in need of a change..but then you realize how much of a mistake it was ...but not matter what you do...ul never go back to what it was before?

Story of my life

I decided to dye my blonde hair brown...and now im sick of it.

So today friday, I invited a friend over to come dye my hair back to blonde....fail.

After we put the dye in, only my roots took the blonde dye and the rest stayed brown. I looked like a fucking skunk on crack. 

You know your fucked when the lady at the pharmacy says oh shit when you walk in.

So at this point, I'm at the pharmacy, I look like shit and I'm trying to pick a new shade of brown to try and undo this mistake....fail once again

I picked a nice shade of brown ..but for some reason it didnt dye my hair brown...it went black!

There should be a fucking warning on the bottle lol It was sooo dark that it was almost blue.

Almost in tears ...i called my hair dresser and asked to get my hair stripped..and yes..i managed to fuck that up also. Right now..i have short red hair  (because all the dying fucked up my hair so i had to cut it off)

FML

The Basics

This is my first post, 

Ive always thought that I should write a book about my life because honestly...its like one unfortunate event after another lolz